The writer is terrified by the appearance of a woman with a gun? Really? That explains a lot right there. People are afraid of things they’re ignorant about. That leads to prejudice, which combined with admitted fear and obvious resentment, can result in hate — and when ignorant, fearful people hate, they often try to destroy.

“As in Glock, the renowned Austrian handgun manufacturer?” the feature then asks, returning to its headline and lede pun, just to make sure we noticed. Yeah, we got it the first time. If you need to repeat a punch line, you spoil the joke. Fouad’s “it’s funny because” shtick pretty much only works on “Family Guy,” and it gets old there, too.

FK – We will have to invade England and fix that country by eradicating its commie trash. No other fix will suffice.