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Anti-prepping 101: The top unpreparedness skills to master now for the coming collapse (outrageous satire)

(NaturalNews) We’ve all seen countless articles on tips for preparedness, but I’ve never seen an article providing tips and skills to those who refuse to prepare. (This article is outrageous, politically incorrect satire. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya…)

Why shouldn’t anti-preppers have lists, too? After all, they are going to need to learn a vast array of dangerous and totally gross new skills to survive, such as standing in food lines, looting retail stores and giving BJs in barter for medicine.

Frankly, I think all of us in the prepper community have been a bit discriminatory in not providing “unpreparedness lists” for all those who plan to be unprepared. After all, their necessary skills are much more difficult to master than ours! It’s way more difficult, for example, to learn how to give BJs for food than it is to just store some extra food in the first place, so the anti-preppers really have their work cut out for them. They need to start training now!

It might also be useful for them to engage in “anti-prepper foreign exchange programs” where clueless city-dwelling liberal Americans who think socialism is awesome are flown to Venezuela for a few months, where they get to witness a collapsing socialist utopia in its full glory (while learning unpreparedness skills they can use back home in the coming collapse).

In the hope of helping anti-preppers acquire the skills they need to be fully unprepared, I’ve assembled this list of extremely useful unpreparedness skills they can start learning and practicing right now.

FK – I wrote my own version of this a few years back. It’s not intended to be funny and has a different outcome: Prepping for slavery

Our country is Doomed

FK – It will be up to the tiny minority as it always is:

Free Kentucky Column: What must be done A manifesto of the ‘isms.’

As far as the border goes, fences work both ways. End the programs they come to sign up for. Make it easier for them to legally come to work, without voting rights. See my column.

American corporations didn’t move their factories to Mexico, Latin America and Asia because they felt sorry for peasants.

The Founders would spit on us for our cowardice.

Allegedly the govt.s are insolvent. So with or without civil war your check may not be a guaranteed thing anyway.

The preachers are whores. If Jesus was walking the streets today most of them would be screaming the loudest to kill him again.

The human race must stop choosing from among the various forms of authoritarianism.

Panic In The Year Zero (1962) American Nuclear Holocaust [full movie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSGEiXO5894

FK – Just watched this last night. Pretty good for that era. Kinda like an early prepper flick only the thing back then was ‘mutually assured destruction’ and fallout shelters and pretending the worst commies were overseas instead of right here.