The Good Guys and Their Guns

They swaggered through the jewelry store.
They thought they’d have some fun.
They’d seen cool gangstas on YouTube.
Like those, they had a gun.

But then they nearly peed their pants
‘Cause the owner of the store
Emerged with loaded 12-gage.*
They went racing for the door.

Run, you cowards, run!
‘Cause you’re no match
you’re no match
For a grandpa with a gun!

FK – The rest of this is pretty good too…