WTF: Maury Guest Who Didn’t Realize She Looks Just Like Ted Cruz in Drag Gets Offered $10k for Sex Tape

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You simply cannot make this stuff up.

This is the world we are living in, ladies and gentlemen.

Meet 21-year-old Searcy Hayes, a young woman who recently appeared on the Maury Povich show to find out the paternity of her kid.

Notice anything?

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Biz Pac Review’s Carmine Sabia said she was tempted to feel bad for Hayes and her newly found infamy until she listened to these Daily Mail interviews with her. Apparently Hayes thought Cruz was already president.

“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she said until the Post told her he was not the president.

“Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him,” she said.

FK – They knew what the result would be when they started paying stupid lazy sheeple to breed.

FK – And that guy went on the weaponvision and showed his face to admit he, uh, went whaling.

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