The Weirdest New Species Of 2014

FK – The first two sound like a new form of politician. They just moved their anus from the front to the back and bill klinton must be related to the second one.

New Species of Mammal Is a Sex Fiend

FK – Yep, sounds like klinton. Too bad it didn’t die after, or before it reproduced. Or maybe they’re the “Liberal”(commie) constituent of the animal world. They’d register ’em if they could:

Marsupials in this genus are promiscuous maters. Females give birth to large broods that include offspring from several fathers. To raise their chances of siring more offspring, males mate for hours at a time with many females, Baker said. This sex bacchanalia sends the animals’ stress hormone levels skyrocketing, which eventually results in death.