FK – Maybe much of the moon ‘real estate’ is already claimed.
Send trump and congress and the demonscat party to Mars. Maybe they can tax the Martians enough to pay off the deficit and fund the military’s black-budget space program.
Maybe the galactic real estate agents are already calling:
FK – What makes us think they want the tool using monkeys to be able to decrypt their business?
Though sometimes they stop to notice the creatures on foreign planets:
FK – Aliens be like: “Look at the cute little tool using monkey waving at us!”
“Do we want to eat this one?”
“Nah, the last one was kinda tough and tasted like beer and bad pizza.”