FK – Lots of guys are quite proud of their sound effects. Must be a female thing.
You haven’t lived until you find an ‘American style’ sit down toilet in another part of the world with boot prints on the seat.
Since we’re on the subject, a major pet peeve of mine is so-called grown men who urinate on commode seats. Those who do this should be crated up, sent to the zoo and put in with the gorillas where they belong. A five-year old should know better and has the mental faculties to raise the lid and seat first.