Category Archives: 2014 April

Florida is now home to largest snake in the world

While we worry about loss of sea ice, oil pipelines and rising ocean waters invading our coast lines, another ecological catastrophe has been taking place right under our noses. We can’t blame anyone, but ourselves for what has happened, either.

Florida’s Everglades National Park is a moving sea of grass, flowing out of Lake Okeechobee at an almost infinitesimal rate of speed, eventually draining into the ocean at the end of the state. The Everglades is already under attack from the rising sea levels, in addition to the loss of native species of animals.

FK – Two obvious solutions to this: Trap all the snakes and send them to their natural home, the district of commie criminals, several hundred miles north, or trap all the “Liberal”(commie) trash and send it to Florida as a food source so the snakes don’t migrate north during ‘global warming.’